The Onion's President Donald J. Trump's inauguration. Below are the tweets.
(cartoon past times Mike Luckovich)
Follow @OnionPolitics forthwith equally the acre celebrates a peaceful transition into Ragnarök.
45,395th-largest-ever D.C. crowd gathers at Capitol.
Nation to celebrate peaceful transition of color.
Obama praying Xanax holds out for side past times side xxx minutes.
Melania Trump i time once again asks armed services officeholder to travel away amongst her.
Report: One means ticket to Paris solely $480 correct now.
(cartoon past times Mike Luckovich)
Follow @OnionPolitics forthwith equally the acre celebrates a peaceful transition into Ragnarök.
45,395th-largest-ever D.C. crowd gathers at Capitol.
Nation to celebrate peaceful transition of color.
Obama praying Xanax holds out for side past times side xxx minutes.
Melania Trump i time once again asks armed services officeholder to travel away amongst her.
Report: One means ticket to Paris solely $480 correct now.
Bill Clinton quietly asks Hillary why the fuck they at inauguration.
Report: This the most stairs Trump has always had to walk down.
Report: Half of inauguration attendees to hold out ruined past times toll of routine surgery.
Priest at inauguration truly putting a lot of emphasis behind pleas for God's help.
Mike Pence proverb private, to a greater extent than intense prayer.
Trump trying to await prayerish.
Biden turns upwardly book of Alice In Chains playing through earbuds.
Trump perks upwardly notably at sight of blonde adult woman at podium.
Report: Muslim prayer next.
This truly a Missouri nation academy chorale comprehend band.
Alto inwards 3rd row singing off-key inwards subtle protest.
Choir currently singing latin close endless torment of hell.
Eric Trump fondly recalls choir man child he used to torment.
Report: Please permit side past times side four years hold out this boring.
Report: This is 96% of inauguration audience's start fourth dimension seeing jew inwards person.
Chilly human inwards audience wishes he'd worn thicker flag.
Crowd idea it'd never convey to listen Democrat utter again.
Trump calms nerves earlier initiative address past times reminding himself he's the solely individual who truly exists.
Mormon choir somehow second-whitest choir at this inauguration.
Choir accidentally sworn inwards equally 45th president.
Flag inwards front end of Capitol edifice wishes it weren't waving as well as therefore majestically.
Report: There yet fourth dimension for something to occur betwixt forthwith as well as halt of oath.
Justice Roberts stops inwards middle of oath of role to remind audience this but his job.
Melania Trump apace checks telephone for flying check-in information.
Trump to nation: 'There are at to the lowest degree a dozen other places I'd rather hold out correct now.'
'It is a tremendous accolade to convey every American serve me equally their president,' claims grateful Trump.
Trump fact: He has vowed to avoid ethical entanglements through strict as well as transparent redefinition of the give-and-take "Ethical".
Trump accidentally tells acre nuclear codes.
Report: This less scary if yous don't know whatever history.
Obama quietly thinking close how much improve his inauguration spoken communication was.
Inauguration fact: An inauguration of a president is the start stride inwards the impeachment process.
Trump vows to eradicate appear upwardly of earth.
Majority of crowd believes America competing inwards competitor of around sort.
Trump supporter stabs chocolate-brown human to double-check blood.
Trump: 'Please ignore the 200,000 women yous run across tomorrow.'
Trump already asleep.
Rabbi: 'Well that was a piffling scary, wasn't it?'
Crowd non certain what to create amongst hands, caput during Jewish prayer.
Report: This the most stairs Trump has always had to walk down.
Report: Half of inauguration attendees to hold out ruined past times toll of routine surgery.
Priest at inauguration truly putting a lot of emphasis behind pleas for God's help.
Mike Pence proverb private, to a greater extent than intense prayer.
Trump trying to await prayerish.
Biden turns upwardly book of Alice In Chains playing through earbuds.
Trump perks upwardly notably at sight of blonde adult woman at podium.
Report: Muslim prayer next.
This truly a Missouri nation academy chorale comprehend band.
Alto inwards 3rd row singing off-key inwards subtle protest.
Choir currently singing latin close endless torment of hell.
Eric Trump fondly recalls choir man child he used to torment.
Report: Please permit side past times side four years hold out this boring.
Report: This is 96% of inauguration audience's start fourth dimension seeing jew inwards person.
Chilly human inwards audience wishes he'd worn thicker flag.
Crowd idea it'd never convey to listen Democrat utter again.
Trump calms nerves earlier initiative address past times reminding himself he's the solely individual who truly exists.
Mormon choir somehow second-whitest choir at this inauguration.
Choir accidentally sworn inwards equally 45th president.
Flag inwards front end of Capitol edifice wishes it weren't waving as well as therefore majestically.
Report: There yet fourth dimension for something to occur betwixt forthwith as well as halt of oath.
Justice Roberts stops inwards middle of oath of role to remind audience this but his job.
Melania Trump apace checks telephone for flying check-in information.
Trump to nation: 'There are at to the lowest degree a dozen other places I'd rather hold out correct now.'
'It is a tremendous accolade to convey every American serve me equally their president,' claims grateful Trump.
Trump fact: He has vowed to avoid ethical entanglements through strict as well as transparent redefinition of the give-and-take "Ethical".
Trump accidentally tells acre nuclear codes.
Report: This less scary if yous don't know whatever history.
Obama quietly thinking close how much improve his inauguration spoken communication was.
Inauguration fact: An inauguration of a president is the start stride inwards the impeachment process.
Trump vows to eradicate appear upwardly of earth.
Majority of crowd believes America competing inwards competitor of around sort.
Trump supporter stabs chocolate-brown human to double-check blood.
Trump: 'Please ignore the 200,000 women yous run across tomorrow.'
Trump already asleep.
Rabbi: 'Well that was a piffling scary, wasn't it?'
Crowd non certain what to create amongst hands, caput during Jewish prayer.
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